Специфика компьютерного дискурса на английском языке (на материале жанра чатов)

IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer

IC - I See

IITYWISWYBMAD - If I Tell You What It Says,  
Will You Buy Me A Drink

IITYWTMWYKM - If I Tell You What This Means  
Will You Kiss Me?

ILSHIBAMF - I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!

ILUVM - I Love You Very Much

IMCAO - It's My Completely Arrogant Outlook

IMCO - In My Considered Opinion

IMHO - In My Humble Opinion

IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion

IMO - In My Opinion

INPO - In No Particular Order

IOW - In Other Words

IRL - In Real Life

ISBAB - In Should have Bougth A Book

ITALY - I Trust And Love You

ITSFWI - If The Shoe Fits, Wear It

 

J

JSNM - Just Stark Naked Magic

 

K

KNYF - Know How You Feel

 

L

L8R - Later

LABEL - Local Acronym-Bearing Expressive Label

LLTA - Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause

LMD - Lamers Must Die :)

LOL - Laughing Out Loud

LSD - Unix BSD

LTIP - Laughing Til I Puke

LTNT - Long Time, No Type

 

N

NORWICH - Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home

NSDA - Non-Self-Descriptive Acronym

NTYMI - Now That You Mention It

 

O

OATUS - On A Totally Unrelated Subject

OAUS - On An Unrelated Subject

OIC - Oh, I See

ONNA - Oh No, Not Again

ONNTA - Oh No, Not This Again

OOTC - Obligatory On-Topic Comment

OOTQ - Out Of The Question

OTOH - On The Other Hand

OTTOMH - Off The Top Of My Head

OWTTE - Or Words To That Effect

 

P

PITA - Pain In The Arse

PMJI - Pardon My Jumping In

POTS - Plain Old Telephone Service

POV - Point Of View

PPP - Petty Pet Peeve

PPTSPAHS - Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce...

 

R

RMS - Read The Manual, Sir (from the military)

ROFLASTC - Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat!

ROFLGO - Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out!

ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing

ROTELMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off

ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROTF - Rolling On The Floor

RSN - Real Soon Now

RTFAQ - Read The FAQ!

 

S

SF - Science Fiction

SICS - Sitting In Chair Snickering

SIMCA - Sitting In My Chair, Amused

SNAFU - Situation Normal, All Fouled Up

SNAILMAIL - The U.S. Postal Service

SOGOTP - Shit Or Get Off The Pot

SOI - Stunk On Ice

SOL - Shit Out of Luck

SOW - Speaking of which

SWAK - Sealed With A Kiss

SWALK - Sealed With A Loving Kiss

SYSOP - System Operator

 

T

TANJ - There Ain't No Justice

TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TANSTASQ - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question

TFTHAOT - Thanx For The Help Ahead Of Time...

TGAL - Think Globally, Act Locally

TINWIS - That Is Not What I Said

TLA - Three Letter Acronym

TOBAL - There Oughta Be A Law

TOBG - This Oughta Be Good

TPTB - The Powers That Be

TTBOMK - To The Best Of My Knowledge

TTFN - Ta Ta For Now

TTUL - Talk To You Later

 

U

UBD - You Be Damned

 

 

W

WBR - With Best Regards

WBW - With Best Wishes

WDYMBT - What Do (or Did) You Mean By That?

WMMOWS - Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!

WYLABOCTGWTR - Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream  
To Go With That Remark?

WYLASOMWTC - Would You Like A Soucer Of Milk  
With That Comment?

WYSIWYG - Whats You See Is Whats You'se Gets

 

X

XYZ - Examine Your Zipper

 

Y

YAOTM - Yet Another Off-Topic Message

YAT - Yet Another TLA (see TLA)

YGLT - You're Gonna Love This

YKYARW - You Know You're A Redneck When

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Приложение III

 

Smiley Dictionary

 

Standard

 

:-)   The basic smile

;-)   Playful smile

:-(   Frowned

:-I indifferent

:->   Sarcastic

>:->  The villain

>;->  The playful villain

 

Change of a mouth:

 

:-[   The vampire

:-!   Normal

:-$ With the fastened mouth

:-% the Bureaucrat

:-7 banished

:-* eaten something sour

:-e upset

:-@ screaming

:-t gloomy

:-i to a floor-smile

:-& the Bitten language

:-] the Blockhead

:-Q smoking

:-? Smoking a tube

:-[   The sad blockhead

:-} with cracked lips

:-{Moustached

:-S told lies

:-D laughing loudly

:-d licking lips

:-X with the stuck lips

:-k bite me

:-C with the swelled up lips

:-\   Irresolute

:-/  sceptic

:-|   All good

:-o oh!

:-<Sad

:-9 licking lips

:-0 to not shout!

:-v speaking

:-` Spitting

:-b the language which has put out to the right

:-1 normal

 

          Change of a nose:

 

: *) Drunk

:) With the broken nose

:o) the Clown

:u) funny looking nose (left)

:n) funny looking nose (right)

 

          Change of eyes:

 

%-)   Looked at the screen more than 15 hours successively

8-)   With solar glasses

B-) Put on glasses in a horn frame

O-) the Cyclops or dressed diving mask

.) One-eyed Joe

,-) Joking one-eyed Joe

 

    Change of several parts:

 

|-I Sleeping

| ^o Snoring

|-O Yawning

8 | Puzzled

 

         Addition of parts:

 

: :-) Dressed glasses

B:-) With the glasses lifted upwards

8:-) the Little girl

:-) -8 the Greater girl (!!!)

O :-) the Angel

:-{) Moustached

:-) Snotty

:-))  With a double chin

: '-) Laughter through tears

> :-) A devil

( :-)A greater smile

= :-) With hair sticking out upwards

- :-) The punk-рокер

+ :-) the Priest

+ :-) the-priest

:-) X Dressed the butterfly

 

               Mix:

 

[:] the Robot

:-{} Smeared lips

: '-(Crying

<|-) the Chinese

<| - (the Chinese not loving jokes

= Nuclear war

(8-o Mr. Bill Gates

*:o) Clown Bozo

3:] a Smiling horned livestock

3: [not smiling horned livestock

d8 = the Welder

<:-I the Numskull

K:P Carlson

:-: the Mutant

      Invisible

X-(Dead

[] Embraces

Sweated :-(

O |-) Religious

8:-I Sorcerer Unix

>:-I Malicious a numskull

3:o [a Goat dressed by the clown

8 Infinite

 

             Miniatures:

 

:)    Standard

:O loudly speaking

:] Cheerful

:Q Smoking

:@ Shouting

:* Kissing

:D Dared

|I Sleeping

:I Thinking

|O Yawning

:(    Sad

:P Put out language

=) Be happy today!

:} Uncertainty

:> Uncertainty

:E Threat

:E.. The Same, but already and the saliva drips

:O \

8O> different degrees of surprise

=8O/